Letter to Rep. Gutierez - James Wylder

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State Representative Gutierez,

We understand your concerns about opening a new location in Violethill Illinois for the Blue Candle Coffee Company in your district. At Blue Candle, we understand that when we move into a new area, that local businesses can suffer a loss in customers, and we always work hard to make sure that we hire local youth, and provide extensive college scholarships.

I myself got my start as a barista at Blue Candle Coffee Company, where I made lifelong friends, and worked my way up the ladder to my current position. Our programs to help troubled youths have reduced crime in many communities, and our new triple blanc mocha latte is to die for too!

However, we think that we might be able to assuage your concerns with a $500,000 donation to your campaign fund for the upcoming election. We understand that you’ve also been dealing with certain controversies related to a consensual affair with your secretary. If those issues were to disappear from the news, perhaps that might also ease your tension with us moving into your area. And perhaps if you don’t accept our requests, there might be some new things that might hit the news. Who knows?

We hope to be valuable members of your community, and quality free-trade coffee for competitive prices,
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Sincerely
Georgiana Plum
Regional Manager “Luminary”, Blue Candle Coffee Company

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