Dear President Mellonia,

I understand I'm just a franchise operator, but I do not approve of this sale to a mystery corporation. The Violethill Danny Deer's Pizza has become a beloved place for children in our short time in operation. From hosting nights for children at the local hospital to our yearly charity drive, we are not just a Pizzaria but part of the community. 

These changes are just unacceptable! I don't understand this glut of new characters, or removing some of the most beloved songs in our repertoire to replace them with these strange parodies that seem kind of vindictive! This isn't the warm environment children come here for.

Replacing every animatronic seems like a huge investment as well. This new Danny Deer looks uncanny. The employees keep saying they see it move even unplugged. Ridiculous, but it shows how creepy the damn thing is. I hear Holly and Wood's Pizza and Ice Cream across town got bought out too by a woman in a goddamn mourning dress, but the lady who carried a human skull around seems to care more about children's happiness than out new bosses!

I regret signing your franchise agreement. You let us all down, and walked off with the cash. If I ever see you, watch your back.

Jeffrey T. Miller

Franchise Operator