Entry: Cwej - theta Mandel

A surname, likely of Polish origin. A ‘bear’, with a noted relation to ‘many’. Recently has gained a second animal comparison to a deer, though it seems rather singular. No record of a “Chris Cwej” with an educator’s license is registered in Illinois, although students report that he seems like he has some teaching experience. 
Pronounced ‘Shvay’ — /ʃveɪ/. Indubitably.
- Bilge’s Encyclopedia of the Universe