Entry: Coffee - Theta mandel

Coffee is a stinky, caffeinated, brown-coloured beverage usually consumed hot, although the latest fashion is to drink it cold, poured over ice. The drink may be infused with all manner of additives, including milk, creamer, sugar, and even chocolate. Hospitals are noted for their terribly weak coffee. For some, it is almost an addiction; there seems to be a growing number of people who cannot complete the simplest of tasks without first having imbibed several cups of coffee. There are many shops dedicated to selling coffee, including chains of shops, such as the Blue Candle Coffee Company. This particular chain doesn’t make absolutely terrible coffee, though it is far from excellent, and is too sweet for most people’s taste buds. One thing is for certain—when comparing caffeinated drinks, there is no contest.
Tea is far superior.
- Bilge’s Encyclopedia of the Universe